Beavis
| Race | Dark-Elf |
| Class | Ninja |
| Sex | Male |
| Gang | Obliteration |
| Birth Place | Portland, OR |
| Associates | VT, Obliteration & various other loose cannons |
| Enemies | You know who you are. Watch yourself. |
| Fav. Hangout | The place you are most likely to script. |
| Fav. Weapon | Fangblade. Don't take the poisoning personally. |
| Demeanor | Likely to attack you |
| Dislikes | Hippocrytes, afk scripters and sysop ass-kissers |
| Comments | Available for hire. Don't settle for cheap imitations like |
| Last Words | Thanks for the gear, chump. |