Midget
| Race | Halfling |
| Class | Gypsy |
| Sex | Male |
| Gang | Lethal Vah Jai Nah |
| Birth Place | Inside a juicy watermellon |
| Associates | Babies, Gnomes, Mexicans, Dancers, (except tap), banana hamm |
| Enemies | goddamn tall people, you stupid jerks always "kicking the midget" |
| Fav. Hangout | the mall (in the big room of balls), maybe at the ice cream shop |
| Fav. Weapon | I use my whole body as a cannon ball of unwashed sadness |
| Demeanor | I bite you in hard to reach places |
| Dislikes | I have a heart of goldslager |
| Comments | NOT IN THE FACE |
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