Teseron
| Race | Nekojin |
| Class | Warlock |
| Sex | Male |
| Gang | Lethal Vah Jai Nah |
| Birth Place | The void of ground up hamburger meat your mother calls a vag |
| Associates | Draken, Syd, Jinn, Rellik, Shulien, Arcanum, Question |
| Enemies | beware.. I'm like Robin Hood. |
| Fav. Hangout | Wherever England is not. |
| Fav. Weapon | Necromantic Bolt coupled with Mystic Mist. |
| Demeanor | Horny |
| Dislikes | People with small hands, having a shortage of chairs, bees |
| Comments | My name is Ryan, son of Joe. I got me some Crack now I need me a hoe! YAAY! Oh.. and I might do a day stripper. |
| Last Words | If that was good for you, i've had better. |